The Adventures of Nobody

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My name is John. My interests include punk music, video games, stormy weather and cuddling. St. Louis resident, Texan at heart. Graduate student. Dog enthusiast. I read many books.



How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

started dying after fish lmfao

(via youth-rollins)

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What I learned about girls after using tumblr: they like eating pizza and cuddling, but also like rough sex and getting spanked sometimes too.

— 4 days ago with 2 notes
#words  #life lessons 

I don’t have one either

(Source: jerkidiot, via coooooooooooooorvo)

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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Super Mario 64 and Goldeneye 007 Beaten Simultaneously in 51 Minutes by One Person. 

My life is a lie

— 5 days ago with 426 notes

It’s been a while. 
#moose #illustration #CopicArt


It’s been a while.
#moose #illustration #CopicArt

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