The Adventures of Nobody

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My name is John. My interests include punk music, video games, stormy weather and cuddling. St. Louis resident, Texan at heart. Graduate student. Dog enthusiast. I read many books.


extr0verted:

madame-ganj:

this is my dream

It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

extr0verted:

madame-ganj:

this is my dream

It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via gaaaaaaaaaambit)

— 12 hours ago with 478306 notes

It was a very hard day for me today. It was my last day in San Marcos. This town, it’s river, it’s people, and of course it’s wonderful college has shaped the person I am today. I am off to graduate school in Missouri. I wish I could stay, but the party has got to end sometime.

— 13 hours ago with 3 notes
#real life sucks 

nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

(via gaaaaaaaaaambit)

— 2 days ago with 23167 notes
blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via searchforpizza)

— 2 days ago with 437626 notes

liittlefox:

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

H e l l y e a h

(Source: kegelgod, via jaded-angel)

— 2 days ago with 287660 notes
Anonymous asked: how tall are you and where are you from (heritage wise)


Answer:

I am 1,803.4 millimeters tall and of French descent, among other things.

By the way, that’s 5’11”

— 2 days ago