The Adventures of Nobody

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My name is John. My interests include punk music, video games, stormy weather and cuddling. St. Louis resident, Texan at heart. Graduate student. Dog enthusiast. I read many books.


Tank and I found a cold, clear stream; having my feet in the water, pulling a long slow drag on the pipe and closing my eyes, I swear I felt the hole the size of Texas in my heart shrink a little.

— 3 days ago with 3 notes

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Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

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al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

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Hakuna Matata

What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata

it means “DROP THE BASS”

BWUY YOH wohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh gritchlew WEUUUUW,  GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww

what you did is inexcusable 

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spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

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iguanamouth:

recently i was approached by boom studios with an offer to do an ADVENTURE TIME COMIC COVER, and i jumped on the chance to be a part of a series that ive always enjoyed a whole dang lot

after submitting three potential designs we went with my personal favorite, the one with a big ol nod to m.c. escher. even if it doesnt get chosen as an official cover i still had a lot of fun with the design ! and id imagine if escher was still around to see it hed say something like “how did i get here” and “whats going on”. haha classic escher

Zomg

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yourdailydoseofcocaine:

The heartbreak in her eyes gets me every time

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I must say, I really enjoy my reading corner.

I must say, I really enjoy my reading corner.

— 1 week ago
#reading  #relaxing 

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Star Wars X Dia de los muertos

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