The Adventures of Nobody

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My name is John. My interests include punk music, video games, stormy weather and cuddling. St. Louis resident, Texan at heart. Graduate student. Dog enthusiast. I read many books.


Welcome to my Saturday night. No complaints.

Welcome to my Saturday night. No complaints.

— 1 week ago with 2 notes
#puzzle 

seriousjones:

mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

me:

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(via black-flaggot)

— 2 weeks ago with 37794 notes
adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early


japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

(Source: jaidefinichon)

— 2 weeks ago with 188435 notes

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

— 2 weeks ago with 228692 notes

The St. Louis art museum in Forest Park.

— 2 weeks ago
#st. louis 

Tank and I found a cold, clear stream; having my feet in the water, pulling a long slow drag on the pipe and closing my eyes, I swear I felt the hole the size of Texas in my heart shrink a little.

— 2 weeks ago with 3 notes

vinebox:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

I think your aunt just won life

(via searchforpizza)

— 2 weeks ago with 77949 notes
al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

al-grave:

Baby hippos are the best

(via pajamaben)

— 2 weeks ago with 29278 notes

xxthisgirllovesyouxx:

shavingryansprivates:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

hauntumn:

Hakuna Matata

What a wonderful phrase

Hakuna Matata

it means “DROP THE BASS”

BWUY YOH wohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh gritchlew WEUUUUW,  GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww

what you did is inexcusable 

(Source: evaunit08, via hornewreckr)

— 2 weeks ago with 75970 notes