The Adventures of Nobody

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My name is John. My interests include punk music, video games, stormy weather and cuddling

A Denny’s Haiku

dennys:

I’ll have a burger
Hold the bun and burger meat
So just a salad

— 5 hours ago with 1592 notes
meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

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— 5 hours ago with 13876 notes
​Happy Earth Day from the oldest tree in San Marcos!

​Happy Earth Day from the oldest tree in San Marcos!

— 15 hours ago with 17 notes
#Texas State University  #txst  #earth day 

lubricatings:

when someone u know irl follows u

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theonewhosawitall:

magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

i like warm hugs

theonewhosawitall:

magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

i like warm hugs

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— 1 day ago with 77527 notes
nicolezai:

This gave me butterflies

nicolezai:

This gave me butterflies

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— 1 day ago with 271669 notes
literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

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— 1 day ago with 63410 notes

onefitmodel:

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

holy frick

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— 1 day ago with 523707 notes

bizzareandbeautiful:

This is my favorite thing on the internet.

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— 1 day ago with 386343 notes

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so you say he can dance to anything

I saw the booty

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— 1 day ago with 263071 notes